Yeah, the old response, thank you for telling us how crap we are. We treasure your comments and will use them to laugh hysterically at your misfortune and, if it was particularly funny, post it on the staff notice board. As we only pay $5 per hour, this is a very economical way to amuse our otherwise stupid, surly and downright nasty employees. We hope you will give us another opportunity to rob you blind for atrocious service and leave you stranded alone in an airport at 2 am, with a voucher for $2, redeemable at any outlet, all of which are sadly closed.
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