[roadwarrior666]

You sir, are the kind of idiot that makes my flights miserable, so you turning it around to make me look like the **** is insanity at best.

First, here's how I fly. I get on the plane, I sit down IMMEDIATELY and I am ready to go. I don't stand in the middle of the aisle holding everyone else up. I am the very definition of the perfect flyer chief, so do me a favor and find a second brain cell to rub together with your other one.

Finally, "three hours" is this thing that people that do have half a brain call an EXAGGERATION.

For the last time, I am talking about basic concepts and it's like talking to a bunch of Paris Hilton's. I won't explain that one, I'll let you tell me that you are not blonde or some other form of being a complete moron.